Joe Beck’s free golf video tips kick ass, plain and simple

The Cheap Bastard likes things that are inexpensive and that should go without saying. And his Royal Cheapness would never steer you wrong or give bad advice. Don’t for an instant confuse me with my brother Rat. Because here’s the thing, El Bastardo may like things cheap, but he prefers them free. You know that saying “Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”? Ok, I don’t really know what it means either, but free is better than cheap. Just ask my sister Free. So here’s a freebie for you: PGA Professional Joe Beck’s video golf tips . Oh, I know what you’re saying “Wow, free golf videos from the place that pays you. How original.” But here’s the thing: These videos kick ass. I am not joking one bit. They are sponsored by Callaway Golf Pre-Owned, and they are as well made as you can imagine and really teach you something. Here, go watch this video of Beck showing you how to navigate getting your ball out of a bunker when it’s plugged . I’ll wait … still waiting … I’m here, take your time, watch the whole thing … Ok, seriously, how good is that? Beck is a natural in front of the camera, and his videos are truly primo stuff. And they’re free … like my sister (couldn’t resist). So take it from your buddy Cheap, free is the best way to go, and Joe Beck’s video golf tips are as good as getting a free golf lesson.

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Free golf balls for a year and "World’s Funniest Golf Balls" makes terrible writing here more bearable

The Cheap Bastard is constantly amazed at just how low the bar has dropped for golf writers. As if guys like Chris Baldwin , Tim McDonald and Brandon Tucker aren’t bad enough, there’s Bill Wolfrum , one of those wimpy liberal types who gets offended at his own shadow. Luckily, Wolfrum – who’s as funny as Al Gore on sedatives – is smart enough to talk to funny people. That helps. Take a look at his BadGolfer.com feature on comedian Mike McDonald and his “World’s Funniest Golf Balls.” Despite Wolfrum’s best attempts, McDonald comes off as funny, and his new product seems like a fun idea. I may get myself some “Axis of Evil” golf balls if McDonald gives me a deal, of course. Still, if its golf balls you’re after, why not get them for free? Today’s Golfer has a fun competition going on where a little sleuthing can get you a year’s supply of TaylorMade golf balls. The final date for entry is Jan. 31, so head over to Today’s Golfer to find out what you need to do to enter and win. So enjoy the story on the World’s Funniest Golf Balls and good luck winning a year’s supply of TaylorMades. It’s the least you deserve for putting up with writers like Baldwin and Wolfrum. And I’m not even going to get started on Ron Mon .

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Free Skies means Australia is 2008 golf destination of the year for U.S. travelers

The Cheap Bastard loves Australia. From the moment you arrive, hot, scantily clad women like Elle McPherson and Anna Rawson busy themselves giving you massages, while Russell Crowe and Paul Hogan fistfight to determine who will hand-feed you another shrimp. It’s glorious. Ok, the Cheap Bastard has never been to Australia. But he has high hopes, and so should you. Because, right now, not only is Australia packed with sexy people, it also is looking for some golfers, because the locals aren’t keeping up with the pace of play. It seems that local courses in and around Sydney have gone as far as to offer nine-hole round deals, so busy Australians can go about their day of looking beautiful, eating well and then going to bed with their equally beautiful spouse. There’s just no time for golf for the majority of them, I’m afraid. “Membership numbers have been sliding for some time,” Greg Mills of the NSW Golf Association told the Brisbane Times . “You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to realise that something imaginative has to be done to stop it.” One thing that could stop the downward trend in golf is tourism, and a new “Free Skies” proposal between the U.S. and Australia is very promising and they will discuss it again in early February, with both countries believing they will profit from such a deal. Golfers will especially approve of it, as the added flights (up to 14 a day) could well help knock down the often high prices of U.S. to Australia travel. In the mean time, check with our friends at AustraliaGolf.com or WorldGolf.com to see what kind of deals they can get you on an all-exclusive golf trip Down Under. Because, folks, Australia is out there . Waiting with its gumdrop mountains, naked voluptuous women, either exceedingly drunk or over-ambitious men who generally ignore said naked women, and great golf. It’s a dream destination to just about all of us. This may finally be the year to book that trip.

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Free Skies means Australia is 2008 golf destination of the year for U.S. travelers