The Cheap Bastard is in love. Yes, yours truly has finally found a woman deserving of his own unique brand of love. Horrible, sweaty, nearly illegal love. That’s because El Bastardo has finally found the woman of his dreams – Patricia Hannigan, author of Golf Girl’s Diary , and a Goddess with a capital “GODDESS.” Think this Bastard would lie to you? Check out the picture below: I mean, are you freakin’ kidding me??? Why hasn’t anyone told me about her? Or sent me pictures? Anyway, here’s the dealio. It seems that the amazing Patricia is married. That’s the bad news. The good news – she’s married to some French dude. That means it can’t be serious. So one of the things she does at her blog is to pimp products. What I want from you is to go buy said products, then let her know you bought them because of me, the Cheap Bastard. Eventually, she’ll fall madly in love with me and we’ll have an affair that will be so hot it would break every rule in every religious book you can find. So here’s some of the stuff she’s promoted: A Fabulous Holiday Contes t from Accor Hotels. The Perfect Day Club Survival Kit . The Bright Golf Company . So head over to Golf Girl’s Diary , watch her videos , look at her pictures, read her posts, buy stuff she promotes, and tell her that she needs a Cheap, chubby, redhead dude with freckles in her life. If you need anymore inspiration, just click this link here . Or you can read more about her in this feature on her at BadGolfer.com .

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Golf Girl the sexiest golf blogger on the planet – buy anything she tells you to

Hey Folks, happy Monday, or, as your pal Cheap Bastard likes to call it, “The Day Hugo Chavez Got Spanked in Venezuela” Day. Yes, our least favorite commie-pinko-scum-dictator got told by his people that they didn’t want a dictator. Or if they want a dictator, they don’t want him. Something like that. El Cheapo is sure that El Hugo will soon be blaming this on the U.S. because he’s a jerk like that. So in honor of Chavez seeing his dreams of being Fidel Castro Jr. get dashed, lets take a look at a place that took some damage of its own, but still promises great deals to golfers. It’s De Bell Municipal Golf Course in Burbank, Calif . Yes, Burbank, where you’ll be close enough to Hollywood stars to yell “ Carson Daly is a douche!” and he’d hear you. Anyway, it seems like the intelligent folks in Burbank used some creative financing to make nearly $10 million in improvements at the course, and recently demolished the old clubhouse as things get started. It seems De Bell will get the improvements and it won’t cost taxpayers a cent, and they’ll still get a quality municipal run that they can play for low green fees. Read more about the story by clicking here . So remember, if you want to stay on this Cheap Bastard’s good side, don’t be like Hugo Chavez and knock down golf courses to make soup kitchens. Knock down clubhouses to make even better clubhouses. And do it cheaply.

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Celebrate Hugo Chavez’s big loss at a winning Burbank golf course