The Myrtle Beach Insider will find you great golf deals and savory Buffalo wings

The Cheap Bastard is good pals with Randy Inder, who writes the Myrtle Beach Insider blog over at MyrtleBeachGolf.com . We make an unbeatable team. With his good looks, charm and intelligence, and my ability to eat copious amounts of Buffalo wings, we are constantly in the company of beautiful women, and Buffalo wing salespeople. One of the things I like about the Insider is that he’s never afraid to pick up a check (El Bastardo is terrified of it) and that he always knows where to find a deal, like yours truly. Take right now, for instance. If you head over to MyrtleBeachGolf.com, you can find out all about Wachesaw East Golf Club . Randy’s blogged about it just recently, in fact. Here’s what the Cheapster likes about Wachesaw East – the green fees. For just $62.50, you can be playing a stylin’ Myrtle Beach course designed by the legendary Clyde Johnston. That’s a rate I can get behind gladly. Here’s what one of Randy’s readers said about the course: “My experience at Wachesaw Plantation East was extremely delightful. The location of greens and overall topography of the course make it an exceptional experience. Once you have played the course you will want to establish a tradition of playing there whenever in the area.” So if you want to find out more of the ins and outs of Myrtle Beach Golf, check out The Insider’s blog . And if you want some great deals on a Grand Strand golf package, check out the Stay and Play Packages MyrtleBeachGolf.com has to offer. Take it from the Bastard, the only thing better than great golf in Myrtle Beach is golfing with a guy who can help you score Buffalo wings.

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They fought the law and the law won – now score great deals on golf gear!

The Cheap Bastard is a law-abiding citizen. But really only in the scientific sense. Meaning you’d never catch El Cheapo violating, say, the law of gravity. Or the Zeroth law of thermodynamics , which states “If two thermodynamic systems are each in thermal equilibrium with a third, then they are in thermal equilibrium with each other.” But that probably goes without saying. As for the laws of the land, well, yours truly can be pretty pick and choose-y most the times, as are many of you out there, it appears. That’s why I thought I’d bring an interesting article to your attention. It’s from Portfolio Weekly and titled “Deals so Good They Should be Illegal, and Once Were”. The article gives you the lowdown on police auctions in Virginia Beach. Click here to read all about it . That’s about it. Just wanted to tell all you budget golfers out there that you can find great deals on top-of-the-line golf equipment at police auctions. And there are police auctions everywhere, as I recently found out at PoliceAuctions.com . There are folks out there breaking the law left and right and the police are taking their stuff and reselling it, so get off your duff and find a police auction near you. Remember, an object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force. So take it from me, the Cheap “Unbalanced Force” Bastard, it’s a straight-up law of nature that police auctions are a blast for those looking for golf deals and more.

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Arizona Golf: Save big money on green fees now that the heat is on

The Cheap Bastard is a carbon-based life form. But a highly flammable one. You see, where most people get pigment, yours truly got a mixture of rocket fuel and propane. Now, surprisingly, this makes my skin incredibly soft and supple. But sadly, my body could detonate the moment the temperatures hit 80. Which is why, sadly, I am unable to take advantage of some of the great rates going on in Arizona right now. You see, right at this very moment, it’s roughly 115 degrees Celsius, cubed in Arizona. Those that manage golf courses realize this is a problem, at least the ones that aren’t too hot to think. So, green fees get cut, and demented and dedicated duffers can d … , d …., well, something that stars with a “d” that means “take advantage of.” So right now, the weather is hot in Arizona and so are the deals. Take Kokopelli Golf Club for instance. During the peak season, you could be paying up to $80 for a round. Now golfers can play a round, get two drinks and use a cart for $20 on weekdays after 10 a.m. and $23 on weekends after 11 a.m., according to the Arizona Republic . There are plenty of other deals going on in Arizona that the Cheap Bastard can’t take advantage of, and you can find out about them by calling (800) 426-6148 or by heading over to Arizona Golf Packages . Just remember, if you’re playing golf in Arizona, stay hydrated. And if you happen to see the Cheap Bastard, run for it. I could go up like an old Pinto at any moment.

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Arizona Golf: Save big money on green fees now that the heat is on